I just wanted to show you this guy's art. His name is Todd Lockwood, and he did some of the first art for the published Dungeons and Dragons books. Now he does magic cards and stuff.

The U.S.S. A story of sheep shearers.

This was the U.S.S.'s big day. They would finally go to Earth. After weeks and months of training and training, The crew of M.S.S. Fleece was ready to go.
  Who were they? They were the Unidentified Sheep Shearers. A top secret Martian team of shearers who were ready to take on any un-sheared sheep!
  Captain Pluton was ready for takeoff. He fired the plasma rockets. BOOM! They were off!
What was their first mission? They were getting a transmission now! "All hands, this is are first voyage to Earth, it is time for you to hear our mission," said the speaker. "Our mission is to fly over a village in what the Earthlings call 'New Ham Sure' and shear sheep at one of their farms to test our equipment."
  Zoz was really exited! He had joined the Martian Navy because he wanted to help the dumb Earthlings to really easy things. Like shear their sheep in efficient ways!
Well, He had finally gotten his wish.
They Flew through Earth's atmosphere and neared the surface.
They flew over the barn and tractor beamed the sheep to their ship.
IT WAS ALREADY SHEARED! The U.S.S. returned home sad.

The End.

Fellow Martians!!!

Hello fellow martians,

There is a new threat in the galaxy. This threat is: THE EVIL SPACE MONKEYS!!!

We must post more things on this blog or the space monkeys will take over Mars!
We must distract them so they won't stop reading this blog!

I know you will all do your part.

FORWARD MARTIANS!!!

- General Sam of the 32nd Martian Space Troopers